Lack Of Interest Bitch Session

Before you read into that post title, let me tell you that I haven't lost any interest in sex, toys or exploring new ways to satisfy myself in the least. With that stated, being 8 months pregnant and working almost full time, taking care of a household and all that comes along with it, there's very little time to put into my alter ego MissTrampyGirl lately. Even to the point of wanting to discontinue writing altogether and focus on my other business. I've yet to make the decision but it has been a good run and I would hate to see it all go by the way of so many other amateur sex bloggers. Of which I've noticed the trend/fad may be wearing off. Even the requests from manufacturers for sex toy reviews and dvd reviews have dried up.

I'll see. I have a few months of motherhood to contend with till I'm back on my feet, or should I say off them? Or on my knees? :) Either way I miss my toys, miss my sex, miss my porn. All in the name of being a Mom again. Worth it? You bet your asses. Only time, my readers and my desire to do this will tell if I'm back for the long haul.

Sugasm #118

Tara courtesy of Tara Tainton.

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #119? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

An Erotic Story…Samson and Delilah

“Now how exactly does one go about seducing a preacher?”

A Kiss

“Then, the lulling low roar of your voice falls away and we are both leaning forward, transfixed.”

Clif & Lydia Drop Over The Edge

“She nervously giggled and lowered her lashes. ”

Mr. Sugasm Himself

The Secret of Playboy Legs

Editor’s Choice

The Carnival of Feminists 53: Call for submissions

More Sugasm

Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

BDSM & Fetish

Art Show Maintenance Spanking part 2

Being of good use

Blow Me

Catalina loves (Unusual) Fetishes

Handball As A Contact Sport

Mz Berlin And Wired Pussy In Conspiracy Bigger Than Da Vinci Code (Bondage, Shibari, Violet Wand)

Naughty Request

Personal Growth Through BDSM

Pumped Up

Professional Submissive

Saturday night…

Thirty-Eight Caliber Nipples

Sex Work

Catalina loves Work (Part II)

Sex Worker Confessions: Vixen

Sex Worker Solidarity: Libertine

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

How to give good head

The power of penetration

What IS Love??

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio

MC Nudes: Alice, Marta, Princessa & Vivian

Half-Nekkid Thursday: Icing Up the Nipples

Kyla Cole & Tara Radovic

Mz. Berlin Looks Stunning In This Waist Cincher Corset And Boots

Performance

Pic of the week (which one taste better?!)

Pornsaint Ashley Fires

Public Train Porn

Sandra Shine dolled up and nude

Sunny Leone is a masterpiece come to life

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews

Kinky Movie: Teacher’s Pet (Adult VOD, Bondage, Femdom, Mz. Berlin, Anastasia Pierce)

The Nawty (un)Valentine’s Chat!

Raunchy Review: Liquid Latex

Scary Contest?

Top 7 Political Hottie Endorsements

What’s the Greatest Sex Scene of All Time?

Erotic Writing and Experiences

Amusing Myself

A blowjob story with John Holmes

Butt Seriously

Coming like a train

Drive Me Hard

The Duvet

Exhaustion

Hannah and the Girl’s Night Out

Hooking Up On Craigslist is Like Playing the Lottery

Now that was a mouthful!

Phantom Touch

Showing off

Silence

Tango

You made my brain come a Friday night bedtime story

Good Luck Guys | Extreme Insertion

Whoever says a pussy snaps back into place after sex involving extreme stretching must not have seen this. Good luck satisfying this babe boys. I wonder how many kids she has?

Drive Me Hard

The cold frost was eating into the soles of my feet. The numbing pain as harsh as his teeth chewing on my labia, eating my pussy into a frenzy. My senses were heightened with the smell of new leather almost masked by the hot, raw sex radiating from my crotch. My feet plastered against the windshield, panties dangling from the rearview mirror like a trophy and my arms holding a firm grip in his wavy hair as he voraciously dove up into my hole. He must be uncomfortable with the gear shift digging into his ribs but I'm sure he doesn't mind. Any man willing to give up his new car smell for the odor of pussy was a winner in my book. His vehicle virginity will soon be taken by my fluids and moans. His fingertip teasing my ass and a free hand working its way into my bra. What am I 16? I thought to myself. This is insane. We are two consenting adults, married no less with a home, bed and a drawer full of dildos, lube and various other instruments of pleasure. Could we not control ourselves enough to make it home to a warm bed? I lost my train of thought as he tore into my rear and fingered both of my orifices. A deep and throaty "ugh" repeatedly got out of my chest between each gasp for breath. His middle finger pressing my g-spot and massaging behind my pelvis bone. That is my spot. That is my heavenly spot. As we act out the cliche of Make-Out Point, foggy windows and a bare ass up in the air. We've purchased cars before and any self-respecting man has a place in his heart for automobiles but this is different. This is unadulterated, spontaneous, uncontrolled addition to each other. The magnificence of every vehicle he's owned, the pristine condition and almost sterile interiors of cars past will be no more. I'm about to cum. Hard. In his face, on his fingers in both my ass and pussy. On his new black leather, heated seat with hot red stitching. My cunt clenched and my asshole tightened so much his finger couldn't thrust into me anymore.

"Oh my God, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming on you. Take me in. Eat me... so good".

I feel my first expulsion backed up by my elusive but inevitable gush. A barely audible groan from his mouth told me he was enjoying my fertile femininity. A stream of hot liquid raced up in a steady flow from just below my clit, reaching his back and matte black dashboard. It glistened in the light and I thought he was going to slap me for desecrating his sacred machine. My messy orgasm, disrespect for his extension of his manhood, not jerking him off and selfishly enjoying the indulgence of roadside oral sex. His came up for air. A pool of pussy juice and various glandular ejaculates puddled under my sweating ass. I clicked off the heated seat and exclaimed "I'm so sorry. For this, mess. I couldn't help it honestly I couldn't. I, I don't know what came over me, us. I'm so embarrassed. Look at the dashboard. Your new seat."

He wiped his dash with his hand while the other pulled up his briefs around his stiff shaft, a deep reddish purple. He placed his hand under his nose and gently licked the remnants from his forefinger, most recently in my asshole. "Baby, it's a car. Now it's our car and every morning I get into it to leave you to go to work I will think of this amazing moment and you spread eagle, completely exposed and soaked after what I think was a pretty damn good fucking orgasm. Now, lets head back home and see what this car can do."

We drove off like there's no tomorrow. "Satisfied now?" I asked as the acceleration snapped my pelvis back into place. "In a rush to get somewhere?"

"Not satisfied and, uh yea. How about home so you can return the orgasm?" Oh he's in for some four on-the-floor performance he will not soon forget.

Changes Of Me Little & Big

Well I've been catching up on a bunch of reading lately. Haven't been all that sexy since, well let me let the cat out of the bag, I'm 6 months pregnant. Yes that's right preggo. Which is sexy. At least 76% of you who voted in my little pole think so. That's the only time I hope to use the words "little pole" in the same sentence. I hope this doesn't change the way you feel about me or my exploits and in my defense, being pregnant is a double edged sword. On one hand my tits are huge and my nipples are a bit on the dark side which is normal but incredibly arousing. My body is hyper sensitive to everything - especially sex. I can come on the drop of a dime. I walk around and my swollen pussy lips and thighs rub together and I'm ready to fuck the minute I get in the presence of my husband. He loves it of course and being pregnant is sexy to many men. Thank goodness he's into it - seriously though he had a hand in this! But I make having this thick chick to fuck quite the treat. Also good are not having monthly visits from that less than desirable friend to worry about but the moodiness is still around.

So now for the "bad". No toys. Toys are not a good idea no matter what you see online. No doggie style (this is killing me). Got milk? I do. Ok enough about that. I will keep you all posted on the pregnancy sex of course. So I embark into the last trimester of what will be my last pregnancy (at least planned) and a lot of incredibly awkward but unmistakably hot fucking.

Midnight Masturbation & Shopping

It's 1:34 AM. I'm shopping and running into way too many ads and specials for lingerie, toys and an over abundance of red and black lace. Valentine's Day is around the corner and oddly enough all I can think of getting is a bouquet of fruit from Edible Arrangements. I don't know if you have one of these near you but can I just say how sinfully delish the chocolate covered fruit is. I know it's cliche but maybe there's a reason the same ideas sell so well every year about this time. They work. They, meaning anything related to superficial romance or love, make women feel appreciated and adored. That of course is pleasing to our senses which in turn is arousing, Hence the reason you boys generally get laid for Valentine's Day and I have my hand in my panties. Doing things to my extremely excited and wet erogenous zone my significant other can only dream about passed out upstairs in the bedroom. There will be regret for not staying up tonight after reading this in the morning. I just thought I'd share tonight. I have some two-handed "shopping" to do. Ciao!

Do Pregnant Chicks Really Glow?

In this crazy world of ours there are fetishes that amaze even the most kinkiest beings. In recent years and certainly with the advent of the Web there have been a few that have risen to the top of my curiosity list. The first being pregnancy. To me being pregnant doesn't mean the end of sex but it does bring with it a sense of morality and goodness not often associated with, well, my pussy. There's quite a few sites, forums and fetish mongers out there dealing with the topic and I'm sure making quite the dollar off of it. That's fine with me and I'm all for fair trade and porn but I want to know more. Do men (and I know a few of you read my blog boys) find pregnant girls sexy, hot and desirable? A simple yes or no will suffice and I posted a poll on the site on the right to collect your input. I'm not looking for a dissertation on why or why not but it will help me make a very important decision in the near future. Here's a little content to help you decide.

Erotika:Bedtime Stories | Book Review

I'm on an erotica kick lately. Well, if you can call the last 3 years a "kick". So when the the request came in from Sensorotika
asking I post a review of their book Erotika:Bedtime Stories I was more than happy to help. Let me say I absolutely let my fingers do some of the walking too.

Slipping my hand down the front of my skirt under my panties
I stood so close to his face I knew that he could hear how wet I
was as my fingers touched my pussy. He groaned again and said,
“Please.” - from Control by PT Cielo.

Erotika:Bedtime Stories is a collection of 21 stories perfect for the bedtime hour. They are well written, short and for the most past hold your attention. If you're looking for hardcore, explicitly descriptive sex well this may not be the book for you. But if you're looking for a great couples book that you can read to each other pick this one up. The stories are realistic and what I found most appealing was the way they use real people. Real as in the women are not size 2 and the men aren't muscle bound studs hung 10 inches or more. Leaving much to the imagination the authors do describe in some detail curves, skin textures, colors and wetness. Clothing, undressing, smells and scents. It's a nice balance of words and imagination. The stories are written from both the male and female perspective and you can tell the ones that certainly have a feminine softness to them. In comparison to the testosterone prone smut I often enjoy watching or reading.

She was using her tongue, her teeth, and the hand which was
holding my scrotum in a way that I didn’t think possible. She
would rub the shaft of my penis with her teeth, eventually using
her tongue and then just before I would explode, she would
squeeze my scrotum and pull, stopping me from coming.
She did this not less than a dozen times before even that
wasn’t enough, and I exploded down her throat in the most powerful
orgasm I had ever had. - from The Airport by TS Knight.

I certainly took my time and enjoyed reading the e-book off my iPhone while laying in bed or waiting in the car. Like I said it's a collection of erotica perfect for a less-than-crazy masturbation session or romantic read-along. There's little mention of fetishes and the authors barely graze the surface of more taboo sexual habits. Nothing illegal thankfully. All in all I liked it for what it was. It was sexier listening to it being read to me (the male written stories coming from a man's voice). It's an easy read with no boring intellectually stimulating topics that many think is necessary today in erotica of substance. I happen to think raunchy is still sexy and can be well done without too many 5 or more syllable words.

You can pick up a copy of Erotika:Bedtime Stories at Amazon for $12.99 or download the e-book at Diesel eBooks for half that. It would make a nice and sexy Valentine's Day gift too boys. But don't think that's all your going to get away with. There better be a huge box of chocolate with that too.

Authors include:
Gwen Masters, Escarlata, Ralph Greco, Peter Rosier, Sebastian Wallace, T.S. Knight, Roxy Katt, P.T. Cielo, Cullen Dorn, Teri L. Varner, Emerald, Kieran Brown

Excersise Never Felt So Good | Homemade Sex Toy Thighmaster

Ok I know I have one of these Suzanne Somers Thigh Masters laying in the back of my closet. Buried under the secret stash of Ding Dongs and Twinkies of course! It's always an adventure taking a stroll over to the guys at Homemade Sex Toys to see what they've come up with to stick up your vajayjay. They aren't partial to women either. There's a few penis friendly apparatus over there too. I may just try this one. I wonder where Hubby keeps his tools. I only ever use the one.

RedTube | YouTube Meets Porn The Right Way!

Well I think a few weeks off is enough. I've tried to be a bad girl. Really I have but sometimes around the holidays it is overwhelming. Family, food, partying, family, presents, family, work. Did I mention family? Finally rid of them! I love them all don't get me wrong but hosting for 15 days. Ok, never again. That will put a serious damper on kitchen oral, bedroom frolicking and all out living room wet fucking. Especially on Christmas Eve which was a 17 year tradition broken this past year. I have a lot of making up to do.

So, I decided to sit down and catch up on what all my dirty friends are up to. Of course getting sidetracked I came across RedTube. YouTube meets Porn - FINALLY done the right way. Here's a snippet - of and I fingered myself silly during this and came quickly. Hey it's been a while and my pussy is fucking aching wet to get filled with cock. I absolutely love orgy vids. The more the messier! I wish I had the guts to fuck in front of other couples.