Midnight Masturbation & Shopping

It's 1:34 AM. I'm shopping and running into way too many ads and specials for lingerie, toys and an over abundance of red and black lace. Valentine's Day is around the corner and oddly enough all I can think of getting is a bouquet of fruit from Edible Arrangements. I don't know if you have one of these near you but can I just say how sinfully delish the chocolate covered fruit is. I know it's cliche but maybe there's a reason the same ideas sell so well every year about this time. They work. They, meaning anything related to superficial romance or love, make women feel appreciated and adored. That of course is pleasing to our senses which in turn is arousing, Hence the reason you boys generally get laid for Valentine's Day and I have my hand in my panties. Doing things to my extremely excited and wet erogenous zone my significant other can only dream about passed out upstairs in the bedroom. There will be regret for not staying up tonight after reading this in the morning. I just thought I'd share tonight. I have some two-handed "shopping" to do. Ciao!

Support Breast Cancer Research - With Sex

Adam & Eve is donating 20% of the profits on these items to support Breast Cancer research and health programs.

October I’m sure you’re aware is breast cancer awareness month. The subject is close to my heart for I have family members who have been stricken with this awful disease. Fortunately all (3) of them caught it early and have survived it. I do everything I can to support them. It’s horrible news to take and from what they tell me it literally strips away a part of what makes them a woman. I admittedly can’t fathom what they have endured emotionally but being so close to them as they underwent treatment I have such admiration for them the suffering and physical pain.

So, respectfully, to every woman who has conquered this terrible but temporary existence I applaud you. Live on to enjoy your lives to the fullest and do not let it strip away your sexuality. Now, being this is a very sexually oriented site and most of the time I prefer to be as graphic as possible, I hope you aren’t too turned off by this subject. I am a very caring and thoughtful person but I also must hold true to who I really am. I believe sex is a cure for many ailments and can be a part of every healing process if you let it. To many women who have gone through this forget they can still be a woman and them some.

I realize my breasts are very much a part of who I am. I’ve also had my share of scares with lumps that I didn’t think should be there. I am a well endowed D-cup and I show plenty of daily cleavage. Tell me people don’t notice them and I would call you a liar. But they do not define my sexual being or sexuality entirely. Would I miss them being kissed, sucked and otherwise fondled if I didn’t have them? Absolutely. Would I continue to write this blog and talk as openly with you about my sex life? I really don’t know.

So have I done my part to support the cause? Yes it's chic to wear a pink ribbon and buy pink stuff signifying your awareness and I've done that. A lot. I really dislike the way retail plays the guilt card with us but I buy anyway because we should support the effort to find a cure. I'm hoping the money really does go there. So I figure what better way to support the research than with sex?

You already know how much I love Adam & Eve, so go shopping damn it! I love that they do the right thing by us ladies. Think Pink now through the end of the month at A&E and they donate 20% of their profit to Breast Cancer Research and/or health programs. I know there are many other places that do this but I’m assuming you read this for its sexual content. That’s why I write it and you aren’t going to find it at Wal*Mart for goodness’ sake. Ciao!

Don't Be Afraid To Order Sex Toys Online

You all know that I'm a big fan of shopping online - especially for our toys. Not that I have anything against retail. Please, give me a credit card and a good pair of shoes and I'm out all day. I only wish I lived closer to Babeland. I have a local sleaze shop but it's just that. Sleaze. I'm a woman who likes a bit of class with my orgasms thank you. For obvious reasons, shopping for sex toys & DVDs online is the best way for us to get the newest and highest rated items.

I've gotten many questions about security, shipping discreetly and such. Now, I'm going to sound like a infomercial but if you've never ordered sex objects online before, you must use Adam & Eve first. No one, and I mean no one does it better than Adam & Eve. Their site is easy to use, the selection is huge, and they are quick, cheap, easy and aim to please. Hmm, where have I heard that before? I digress.

Seriously though, here's proof. I had taken these 4 photos a few months back and never got around to posting them for you to see but I finally downloaded that memory card. This is what you can expect from A&E. Mr. Mailman delivered this glass dildo to me. If he only knew what he was carrying was going to be inside me and become one of my favorite pieces in my collection.

Photo 1: Totally discreet white envelope. The names changed to protect the "not-so-innocent"

Photo 2: Always lots of other goodies in the bag to explore.

Photo 3: Nothing damaged, perfectly sealed and ready to be opened.

Photo 4: A quick rub down with cleaner and I'm ready to be opened.

So friends look no further than Adam & Eve for all your sex needs. Could I have sounded more cliché than that?

Blatant advertisement for Adam & Eve. Hey I have to make a living too. As much as I want to I can't just lay around getting laid all day!

Share The Love

I'm sharing some big love from one of my favorite stores. Get 25% off your entire order at Adam & Eve today. If this doesn't put you over the edge on making that decision to order yourself a new toy nothing will. Trust me, the packaging is totally discreet, they always throw in a free gift and I've never been displeased with their service. Get that new dildo or vibrator and don't forget the lube! They have DVDs, lingerie and a ton of sexy, inspiring ideas. Hey boys - want to spice it up a bit in the bedroom? Now is your chance and she won't be angry since you're saving 25%!

Click here to shop: use the code MYFRND at checkout to get 25% off your entire order. Pass it on to friends too. I'm not sure when it ends so hurry up and go so you can cum!

Dare To Go Bare

My Sexual Horoscope:
Leo (July 23–Aug 22)
Dare to go bare! Take off all your hair Down There and get ready for a wild, slippery encounter. Better yet: Shave each other and see where the fun takes you!

So I did. I like to leave a little strip but this time it's all gone! Bare as a baby's ass. You must keep it nice and short or it will itch like crazy! It's cleaner, softer and more sensitive when fucking. Like shaved pussies? Most of us do. Why is that? I suppose its different than the normal pubes, beavers, muffs and hair pies. Maybe its that I just don't like my pussy being called any of those names. Seriously you would rather eat something that's covered with hair?

I got a new personal shaver this time from A&E - The Pussy Shaver. I've used Bics, Venus, my man's blades (did NOT go over well) and others. I can get pretty smooth with this one and the vibrating feels good too. They all work the same but this one was called the Pussy Shaver so I had to try it. I recommended it for a quick trim or a full shave. Just be careful those little blades can nick!

It's not as close as Nair or wax but it's quick, clean and doesn't hurt like a Brazilian! Want to touch my cleanly shaven pussy lips?

Canoodling

Things a bit "soft" lately boys? Work and stress got you "down"? How about you ladies? Romance feeling a bit "dry"? Well we've all been there. I hate being there. Really I can't stand it so here's my advice. Whether you are a first timer in the bedroom or experienced and looking to rekindle some romance, boys, don't break out the vibrators and dildos right away. We need a little stimulation. Note this Ok? Our heads are connected to our clits. You want to get some? Get us in the mood up here (pointing at my head) first. Why do you think we read those romance novels and sultry books? Have you ever read Cosmo? It's like Hustler Magazine to us.

Plan a nice dinner plans, light some candles, ditch the kids if applicable and get Canoodling. I've played a few of these foreplay games but this one is actually fun. It's got your basic tickling, stripping, blindfolding and submissive commands but really makes me hot. This is what I recommend for all my lady and gentlemen friends out there who need to get back in the saddle. It's an awesome change of pace. We break it out once in a while and try to get through the first few cards but it's so hard - pun intended! We get right into it and the sucking, tickling and spankings begin. Get this game and get Canoodling.

Babeland is Heaven in SOHO!

If you're ever in New York City and want to check out some great shopping, head to SOHO. Not only do they have every designer store you could think of, there's also a Babeland location there! It's over on Mercer and you'd be surprised how many people are hanging out in and around this store! I love NY for this reason - women and men are not afraid or embarrassed to check out a classy sex shop. That's exactly what it is too. Nothing like the nasty 42nd Street peep show, dvd stores. This is classy sleaze and that is a total plus. Think about it - if the store had regular shoppers, just like you and me, hanging around shopping for the same items it would be a comfortable experience right? Totally! C'mon - we're not here because we aren't interested ladies and gentlemen! The store is clean, well stocked and you really don't feel like you are doing anything wrong - which is totally why Internet stores are mega-popular. I picked up a few new items I can't wait to, um, write about them.

If you're still not sure about shopping in the flesh (like actually GOING to the store) and want to keep the toys & lubes coming in a brown paper box, then check out their online store at www.babeland.com. You wont be disappointed when that package shows up! Or, check out their site for their other locations too.