Lack Of Interest Bitch Session

Before you read into that post title, let me tell you that I haven't lost any interest in sex, toys or exploring new ways to satisfy myself in the least. With that stated, being 8 months pregnant and working almost full time, taking care of a household and all that comes along with it, there's very little time to put into my alter ego MissTrampyGirl lately. Even to the point of wanting to discontinue writing altogether and focus on my other business. I've yet to make the decision but it has been a good run and I would hate to see it all go by the way of so many other amateur sex bloggers. Of which I've noticed the trend/fad may be wearing off. Even the requests from manufacturers for sex toy reviews and dvd reviews have dried up.

I'll see. I have a few months of motherhood to contend with till I'm back on my feet, or should I say off them? Or on my knees? :) Either way I miss my toys, miss my sex, miss my porn. All in the name of being a Mom again. Worth it? You bet your asses. Only time, my readers and my desire to do this will tell if I'm back for the long haul.

Changes Of Me Little & Big

Well I've been catching up on a bunch of reading lately. Haven't been all that sexy since, well let me let the cat out of the bag, I'm 6 months pregnant. Yes that's right preggo. Which is sexy. At least 76% of you who voted in my little pole think so. That's the only time I hope to use the words "little pole" in the same sentence. I hope this doesn't change the way you feel about me or my exploits and in my defense, being pregnant is a double edged sword. On one hand my tits are huge and my nipples are a bit on the dark side which is normal but incredibly arousing. My body is hyper sensitive to everything - especially sex. I can come on the drop of a dime. I walk around and my swollen pussy lips and thighs rub together and I'm ready to fuck the minute I get in the presence of my husband. He loves it of course and being pregnant is sexy to many men. Thank goodness he's into it - seriously though he had a hand in this! But I make having this thick chick to fuck quite the treat. Also good are not having monthly visits from that less than desirable friend to worry about but the moodiness is still around.

So now for the "bad". No toys. Toys are not a good idea no matter what you see online. No doggie style (this is killing me). Got milk? I do. Ok enough about that. I will keep you all posted on the pregnancy sex of course. So I embark into the last trimester of what will be my last pregnancy (at least planned) and a lot of incredibly awkward but unmistakably hot fucking.

Do Pregnant Chicks Really Glow?

In this crazy world of ours there are fetishes that amaze even the most kinkiest beings. In recent years and certainly with the advent of the Web there have been a few that have risen to the top of my curiosity list. The first being pregnancy. To me being pregnant doesn't mean the end of sex but it does bring with it a sense of morality and goodness not often associated with, well, my pussy. There's quite a few sites, forums and fetish mongers out there dealing with the topic and I'm sure making quite the dollar off of it. That's fine with me and I'm all for fair trade and porn but I want to know more. Do men (and I know a few of you read my blog boys) find pregnant girls sexy, hot and desirable? A simple yes or no will suffice and I posted a poll on the site on the right to collect your input. I'm not looking for a dissertation on why or why not but it will help me make a very important decision in the near future. Here's a little content to help you decide.

What Kinky Means To Me

I just read a very interesting post from fellow blogger and New Yorker Marcelle Manhattan. I've been busy working so posts here have become few in these latest weeks. Everyone wants to look pretty for the Holidays so I'm on call and posting at my alter ego blog so I apologize. Anyway, back to my thoughts... this post from Marcelle about being kinky and how far is going to far made me realize something. First go read Marcelle's blog if you don't already. You'd be missing something great if you didn't. Then, share this with me - of all the sex blogs I read, popular, unpopular, profitable or for fun, have something in common. Very common as a matter of fact. Now there's nothing profound here but my thoughts and realizations are:

• We are educated - some of us bloggers highly educated
• We are thinkers who love sex
• We are perverted by anyone's terms - society told me so
• We love to cum and get cummed on
• We like spanking, dominance and sex toys
• We piss on our lovers (or have thought about it numerous times) and enjoy it

So what does this mean and why did I comment on this and Marcelle's post?
Because acceptance and tolerance is easier, quicker and anonymous online and in the blogosphere. Of course without crossing the boundaries of illegal acts involving children, rape and even some farm animals.

So should you agree with the above points and are willing to share them in public and more so with a partner, then I believe you are truly perverted. And that my friends isn't all that bad.

Holiday Spirit

I hope you are all getting in the holiday spirit? I've been a busy little homemaker getting things in order and haven't even had time for sex! The last time I got some was Thanksgiving eve. In the kitchen of course. Prepping for the next day's festivities I got stuffed rather nicely. Had a bite to eat and was eaten out too. Well my puckered up pussy reminded me this morning that if it doesn't get some cock soon its going to leave me. So, you know what's in store this evening. Not that I need some stimulation but nothing gets me hotter than shopping. So, off to the mall I go right a after a quick shower and a date with my vibrating handheld shower massage. A few mandatory stops like VS and Target - new bras and panties sets and lube - respectively. VS has a ton on sale right now and I'm dropping a hint on some news but here goes - I totally need new bras.

I did however start some shopping online today. Of course I always end up looking for the newest sexual fun and torture devices I can play with. Oddly enough I came across this from our sick friends in Japan. The Japanese are known for their fetishes and obscure sexual preferences. Personally I think they've been around so long it was only a matter of time until they moved into the more graphic and extreme end of the sexual spectrum.

Remember those cute little Kewpie dolls that graced old magazines and cookie jars at Grandma's house? Well the Japanese love these apparently - they are as popular as Hello Kitty. I actually have a picture of Hello Kitty in a strap-on somewhere.

So take a current Japanese social icon, shake it up with their favorite behind-the-bedroom-door activity and throw in some of that Japanese love of technology and what do you get? A bondage Kewpie doll cellphone strap! Can you hear me now? No? Oh it must be that rubber ball in my mouth! Thanks Strapya World for the awesome import this Christmas!

Clean Dirty Fun

I'm still cracking up from this link averagetwentysomething sent me! Very creative and made me hit my spot after watching. Is it me or do things like this get you wet too? It's a funny cartoon, probably written innocently with no sexual intent but it put me in the mood for a little fun. There's nothing even erotic about it! I got it. I laugh, I want sex. I cry, I want sex. I'm somber I want sex. Ok, maybe I don't get it. Well, it's a good laugh anyway.

Flirting With Flickr

I'm so fucking tired but happy to have my life back. Parents are gone, house is getting clean and I'm playing with Flickr. I saw a cool picture on another blog and clicked though. I saw that this person used Flickr so I've been playing on it for a while now. I didn't realize there's some hot bods on there! What I like is that there are adults who post naughty pics and share respectfully. I'm such a dope when it comes to technology but I'm learning.

I just don't have the balls to post any pics of myself (yet) but I'm thinking about uploading from my iPhone pics I take during my daily adventures. If I figure it out, hopefully you'll see it in the sidebar soon!

I did find and join a funny group called Fake Sexy Ads that I was peeing in my pants at. Take a look. I uploaded my iDildo there. I hope they like me. Ciao!

Slow Going And I Have A Good Excuse

The ink well has been a little dry the past few days but I have a good excuse. Mom and Dad are staying with us for a little while. That kind of puts a damper on multiple room sex and walking around mostly naked every night. I'll be back in full swing shortly. Until then my walk-in closet, farthest place in the house from the guest room where the 'Rents are staying is getting a lot of use. Ciao!

Support Breast Cancer Research - With Sex

Adam & Eve is donating 20% of the profits on these items to support Breast Cancer research and health programs.

October I’m sure you’re aware is breast cancer awareness month. The subject is close to my heart for I have family members who have been stricken with this awful disease. Fortunately all (3) of them caught it early and have survived it. I do everything I can to support them. It’s horrible news to take and from what they tell me it literally strips away a part of what makes them a woman. I admittedly can’t fathom what they have endured emotionally but being so close to them as they underwent treatment I have such admiration for them the suffering and physical pain.

So, respectfully, to every woman who has conquered this terrible but temporary existence I applaud you. Live on to enjoy your lives to the fullest and do not let it strip away your sexuality. Now, being this is a very sexually oriented site and most of the time I prefer to be as graphic as possible, I hope you aren’t too turned off by this subject. I am a very caring and thoughtful person but I also must hold true to who I really am. I believe sex is a cure for many ailments and can be a part of every healing process if you let it. To many women who have gone through this forget they can still be a woman and them some.

I realize my breasts are very much a part of who I am. I’ve also had my share of scares with lumps that I didn’t think should be there. I am a well endowed D-cup and I show plenty of daily cleavage. Tell me people don’t notice them and I would call you a liar. But they do not define my sexual being or sexuality entirely. Would I miss them being kissed, sucked and otherwise fondled if I didn’t have them? Absolutely. Would I continue to write this blog and talk as openly with you about my sex life? I really don’t know.

So have I done my part to support the cause? Yes it's chic to wear a pink ribbon and buy pink stuff signifying your awareness and I've done that. A lot. I really dislike the way retail plays the guilt card with us but I buy anyway because we should support the effort to find a cure. I'm hoping the money really does go there. So I figure what better way to support the research than with sex?

You already know how much I love Adam & Eve, so go shopping damn it! I love that they do the right thing by us ladies. Think Pink now through the end of the month at A&E and they donate 20% of their profit to Breast Cancer Research and/or health programs. I know there are many other places that do this but I’m assuming you read this for its sexual content. That’s why I write it and you aren’t going to find it at Wal*Mart for goodness’ sake. Ciao!

I'm It - No longer Am I A Tag Virgin! - Part 2

Ok I may have come a bit prematurely and did a little more work than necessary with my A-Z (see previous post) about me. I was soooo excited to post this I completely disregarded the "questions" I was to answer. Even though I still filled out the A-Z, I didn't quite keep it in the same format. So, to keep the chain flowing, here's the right way I should have done it! Hey, it's never good your first time right?

Oh and Sharing Persephone, thank you again. Don't hate me!

Instructions: Each player starts with some random facts/habits about himself/herself. As you are tagged you need to post the rules and your responses on your own blog. At the end of your post, you need to choose some people to tag, list their names and, of course, leave them a comment, telling they have been tagged and they need to read your blog for more information. Follow the format below - not like me who had to do it twice. High school all over again!

A-Age: Perpetually 25 but sometimes I feel younger but look older.
B-Band listening to right now: Nickelback - and drowning it out with my perfectly pitched fantasy voice.
C-Career: Hair & Makeup Guru. Lady & A Tramp
D-Drink or Smoke: Wine with screw tops are totally acceptable. Smoking I've tried but it was the smokes or my boyfriend. One had to go and I'm now married to him.
E-Easiest friends to talk to: You all. You never seem to complain!
F-Funniest moment of your life:
G-Gummy bears or gummy worms: Worms are easier to play with and wrap around your finger.
H-Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Married and loving it. However there's extra room in the bed for fantasy [fill in the blank].
I-In love: Yes without reservation.
J-Junk food you like: Spree is for me.
K-Kids: Yes. Love them.
L-Longest ride ever: NY to FL and back. Minivan, junk food, and lots of sleeping. Lost 'other' ride: 3 hours. Fucking sore for a week.
M-Man/woman you love the most: My hubby.
N-Names for your future kids: If I have any others I haven't thought of any yet that we like.
O-One wish you have now: I wish I didn't have to depend on hubby for everything computer-related.
P-Phobias: Dying in a car accident.
Q-Quote (favorite): See it and you can have it.
R-Reasons to smile: It makes everything better.
S-Sleeping hours: 10pm-6am like clockwork.
T-Time you woke up: 6am and started the coffee pot.
U-Unknown fact about you: I have a cute dimple in my left cheek. Yes my butt cheek.
V-Vegetable you hate: Eggplant - I've only found one good use for them.
W-Worst habit: Talking on the phone takes precedence over the people in the room but I hate when it's done to me.
X-X-rays you’ve had: Left hand. I had a cyst removed which are away at my little bone. Stupid cyst.
Y-Yummy foods: Chocolate, sugar coated anything, pizza.
Z-Zodiac sign: Leo - hear me roar like a pussy!

So there you have it babes & beaus. Hope you enjoyed reading a little more about me. Blogs I'm Tagging for you to read up on...
Sexegesis
The Cherry Red Report

Hope you enjoyed me - again! Ciao.

I'm It - No longer Am I A Tag Virgin!

My first tag! I'm no longer a tag virgin!

An honor to share my deepest thoughts & desires in A - Z format by the lovely Sharing Persephone.

"Here are their instructions to me: each player starts with some random facts/habits about himself/herself. As you are tagged you need to post the rules and your responses on your own blog. At the end of your post, you need to choose some people to tag, list their names and, of course, leave them a comment, telling they have been tagged and they need to read your blog for more information."

Well here's a bit about myself, honest and revealing. Please check out the blogs I am tagging below the A-Z. Ciao!

Anal - yes once in a full moon isn't all that bad.
Brunette - On top & down below.
Cosmetologist & Makeup artist. Another fetish that I fancy & actually do for a living.
Driving. I always drive when out with my friends. It's a control thing. I feel safer.
Every bit Italian.
Fantasizing at least 20 times a day. I may have a problem.
Gum is my favorite oral fixation. Yes even more than that. I love trying new gums out. Minty ones and fruity ones please.
Hardcore. None of this Playboy porn.
Insistent. I'm always right.
Junk drawer in my kitchen is, well, full of junk I should probably clean out but can't even open it.
Keeping everything in it's place is a pet peeve. The junk drawer of course is exempt.
Lulu - My spoiled chihuahua.
Mile High Club. Yes I am trying to join.
Never go to bed angry.
Oliver - I was in that play in summer camp. Played a little old lady. "A bit of bread? A glass of water?"
Pizza, a glass of wine and sex. Perfect night.
I drive a Nissan Quest. Soccer Mom I am NOT!
Really patient and tolerant. More than I should be sometimes.
Satisfied daily.
Trendy. However my first attempt at online work isn't up to date.
Undeniably dedicated to my hottie of a husband and beautiful children.
Valentine's Day. Hallmark holiday I can do without.
Wii Sports. The most sporting related fun I've had since high school.
X-Rated movies are really the only ones I get to see entirely. I hate sitting through movies.
Youthful & bubbly. Perpetually 25.
Zippers only get in the way.

So there you have it babes & beaus. Hope you enjoyed reading a little more about me. Blogs I'm Tagging for you to read up on...

• Sexegesis


• The Cherry Red Report

Cluttered By

My life is hectic. I have not one complaint but once in a while I feel cluttered and weighed down. The changing of the seasons, wardrobe and less daylight tend to reduce my free time. The time I generally allocate to sexual thoughts and acts. So, I need to organize.

I cleaned out the closets, organized the kitchen (where most of my life at home takes place) and recategorized all my toys. Then I moved onto this blog. I removed the ads I found boring, shifted the columns around (of course I need a lot of help from my resident, albeit hot, geek. A.k.a husband) and cleaned up all the links I don't find useful anymore. I also came to the conclusion that since starting this blog I have grown sexually in such a short time and have a much broader appreciation for the ones who do this for a living. I feel I've become more aware, sexually mature and accepting as a result and my writing should reflect that. I think I reduced the fluff to a minimum. I don't need to write an entire paragraph to articulate my thoughts any longer. I do enjoy the juicy details and using every nuance of perverse words I can.
That my friends makes me wet.

If you want to trade links just drop me a line. I love this Blog Rolling thing. It's so useful and easy.

Well, I hope you like it and find it easier to get around and aroused. That is the purpose after all. I like my new logo too. Not that I need one but it's a gift from hubby who calls it my "Dildo Pirate, Jolly Rocket" icon flag thingy. He's an artist so he feels the need to make pictures for me. I prefer it when he makes an art out of me.

Lube Or Not To Lube? There Is No Question

Ok so why do I rant on and on about using lube? Well here's my top 10 list on why it's importanter, better, funner and sexier to use lube:

10. Less painful penetration - especially in those tight rears!
9. Handjobs have a tendency to chafe if you're as aggressive with "his" meat as I am.
8. You're naturally dry-er down there or your head is too connected to your pussy. Girls you know what I mean.
7. Prevents condom breakage - if you're unlucky enough to have to use one then you may as well make it as pleasurable as it can be.
6. Helps those extra large toys like latex and glass on the way in when you're stretched to the limit.
5. Some lubricants actually help prevent bacterial infections. Ewe. Lotions and hand creams are a no-no in the ta-ta.
4. It's fun being slippery all over. It makes for "finding the hole in the dark" a lot more erotic. Nothing like a nice hard cock sliding up and down your ass crack easily and then, BAM!
3. Adds some super sexy heat to your passion. I'm not a fan of cold dildos or cocks but hot ones my pussy swallows up with joy.
2. Makes sex last longer. Less friction, the more thrusting you need to get to climax and the longer he holds out. There's also lubes that help you delay the inevitable explosions.

and the number 1 reason I use lubricant is...

The sound a stiff, slippery cock head makes squeezing and sloshing into my tight holes makes me cum hard!

So which do I prefer? For the price and value I got 6 bottles (yes a little extreme but I've already gone through 2) of A&E's own brand. I've used KY, Astroglide and others. If you have a preference then stick with it. I just found this one to be great since it's water-based, last long, doesn't smell and has a nice flip top lid. The last thing you want to be doing is unscrewing, pouring out lube from a bottle and having to screw the cap back on, etc. Flip, squeeze and jerk. Easy orgasms. Ciao!

My Own Worst Critic

Have you ever written anything then looked back at it and said to yourself "did I really write that? What the hell was I thinking? I sound like a dork." I'm as confident and curious as anyone else but did I really refer to my pussy, the center of my sexual, pleasurable existence, as a "jizz receptacle"? Is that degrading myself or was it the unmitigated fact that I had written that wearing the after-sex panties I could wring the cum out of and fill a gallon jug?

I remember writing that the other night plain as day. A smile from ear to ear fully satisfied with my orgasm but my libido still craving another tickle. It's like the morning after sleeping with someone you shouldn't have or doing something completely out of character and in that brief but anxious awakening you regret it?

No. I'm a dirty girl.

Airline Travel Carry On - Vibrators Apparently Ok

My first full day back in New York today and a little jet lagged. Unpacking I come across a nice note from the TSA telling me my bag was searched. Nothing new and it happens all the time I know. However this trip I was a bit loose with the packing. I left a certain item in my carry-on and had the following placed in their velvet bags lying on top of my clothes and such.

My Triple Play Glass Pleaser








My Purple Beaded Dildo

I can't imagine what those people thought when they opened my bag. Fortunately nothing was missing which surprised me. Of course I will be washing everything thoroughly even though it didn't look like anything was disturbed. I was however chosen for a search and my carry-on had my rabbit in it. Clearly out in the open once unzipped. The flight attendant (I think she was anyway) who looked didn't even crack a smile at me when she handed my bag back. I knew she saw it since the only other items in the bag were my wallet, iPhone, compact and gum. Too bad, she was an incredibly voluptuous, full figured woman. I wouldn't have minded a little bathroom "mile-high" action with her at 37,000 feet. Her tight-fitting, gray uniform and short skirt made me wet just thinking about it. I unfortunately didn't use my device on board either fearing the vibrating sound would increase suspicion of some activity I wasn't supposed to be engaged in. Oh well, those 4.5 hours on the way home did go by slowly.

I'm lucky though. This guy, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, wasn't.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."

Moral of the story? Embrace your sexuality and don't hide your junk. Unless of course you are in Germany where they need to loosen up a bit. Oh I bet they would make some gorgeous sex toys with that German Engineering and all! Ciao until later.

Ride The S.L.U.T.

And I thought they were talking about me!
Did someone fuck up royally unveiling this shirt for a Washington area transit system?
I think it's hilarious actually, brilliant almost. I bet it gets more press than a normal PR campaign would have. According to seattlepi.com it was "supposed" to be S.L.U.S. for South Lake Union Streetcar. Apparently though it's new nickname is hear to stay.

Get In On The Action

I guess Dave from The Cherry Red Report couldn't resist getting off on my Apple wishes. I'm going to put him in charge of advertising. Thanks Dave - Chief Spanking & Advertising Officer. See you all later tonight with some updates. Ciao!

Sin City Relaxation

What better place is there to catch a few days of sin, sex and sun than Vegas? I flew in last night and have been busy since. I just wanted to post a quick update before I catch up on some sleep. Since I was traveling most of the day and I did not have much time in preparation for this trip to explore a new fetish, there's no F3 this week. I know, mass disappointment ensues. The good news is I will have time tomorrow to fill you in all the goodness I'm sucking up here in the desert sun. Ciao!

Robbed & Licked

Good morning. Just getting back into the swing and was flipping through the news. Topping my chart of interesting stories today? This story from the AP:

Minnesota Mugger Robs Victim, Licks Her Toes
Monday, September 10, 2007

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Police said a man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes. Commander Kevin Casper said the attack was "weird sexual behavior."
The 24-year-old woman was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday when the 27-year-old man approached her and demanded her keys and phone. After that he removed her shoes.
Police say the woman was not hurt.
Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone.
The man is in custody and has not yet been formally charged.

The world would be a better place if all crimes ended with a good toe licking.

We Need A Sex Toy Recycling Program

I got a question recently from one of my most loyal readers and I have to share since it made me think very hard. "OUVixen" asks: "What do you do with all those toys, vibrators, dildos and sex things once you are through with them? You must have spent a lot of money on those things. Do you just chuck them?"

Well I do have an answer for you. A good one at that. A few years ago, when I started using these apparatuses it wasn't so bad. Then I was hooked which didn't take long. Not that I had a bad or lacking sex life. No that wasn't it at all. They actually made it that much better and still does. To the point where the UPS guy was delivering daily. He did ask me what was in all those unmarked packages once, but that's another story. And no, I didn't fuck him. My nightstand was literally overflowing with dildos, lube and other things. I had to take a step back and say to myself, "Self, you need to organize or stop buying these things". Well, for those of you who know me, you know I wasn't going to stop buying them so a trip to the Container Store it was. I spent the better part of a weekend playing with each one. Trying to remember which I liked, hated, used on me, on him, on others. I must have came 30 times that weekend easily. I did end up with a rather good collection and I regrettably threw out the old ones I didn't prefer. I wish there was a way to responsibly recycle them.

It's not like you can give them to your friends or pass them down generation to generation. Or, maybe you can? I'm not sure what I would do if my Mom passed her dildos down to me! Oh, ugh. Ok off topic - ugh.

Now I have one simple rule. Yes that's what's necessary for my toy craziness. Anytime I get a new one I purchase myself, I must get rid of one in my current collection. Easier said than done. I do cheat every so often. I have more than one collection too. There are the silicon, rubber, glass, vibrating, rotating, anal and butt plugs, triple pleasers and the "Fab 5" collections. Those 5 are at the ready in the top drawer. I do receive gifts once in a while from my other half or companies looking for a review. As a matter of fact I haven't gotten one in a while. Hey where are you manufacturers of fine sexual playthings? I'm waiting here! Time to browse...

I have spent a considerable amount on my pleasures. I deserve it. It's like shopping for a new pair of shoes or a bag. There are those that you just have to have. I prefer glass. They are more expensive but they last forever and feel unbelievably good. They look gorgeous too inside and out.

In the end, I keep them all. I'll continue to use what I like and simply box up what I don't. So what will happen when I die? Hell yes I want to be buried with every single one.