Midnight Masturbation & Shopping

It's 1:34 AM. I'm shopping and running into way too many ads and specials for lingerie, toys and an over abundance of red and black lace. Valentine's Day is around the corner and oddly enough all I can think of getting is a bouquet of fruit from Edible Arrangements. I don't know if you have one of these near you but can I just say how sinfully delish the chocolate covered fruit is. I know it's cliche but maybe there's a reason the same ideas sell so well every year about this time. They work. They, meaning anything related to superficial romance or love, make women feel appreciated and adored. That of course is pleasing to our senses which in turn is arousing, Hence the reason you boys generally get laid for Valentine's Day and I have my hand in my panties. Doing things to my extremely excited and wet erogenous zone my significant other can only dream about passed out upstairs in the bedroom. There will be regret for not staying up tonight after reading this in the morning. I just thought I'd share tonight. I have some two-handed "shopping" to do. Ciao!